When in Rome…

Got Wolf Milk?

Got Wolf Milk?

Be raised with your twin brother by a she-wolf, and get fed by woodpeckers.  After that, get raised by some shepherds, then once you find out who you really are, kill that asshole granduncle who stole power from your granddad to make him king again… and then found a new city.  Oh, but if you can’t decide what hill to build it on, decide who should by counting vultures and disagree on how to count them.  Then kill your brother and name it after yourself.

Advertisements

What do you think? Be honest!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s