Here’s another once from CES Cru off their upcoming “Codename: Ego Stripper” album.
Category Archives: Comedy
CES Cru – Give It To Me
Love this song.
SHAOLIN JAZZ – The 37th Chamber – The Full Project
Amazing stuff
SHAOLIN JAZZ – The 37th Chamber. The project is done and I’m not going to say much at all because 2-Tone and I want people to simply check the music:
- Video
- Music
- Download
- Clean Download
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – The Gil Scott Suite
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – ePosters
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – ePosters 2
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – Art
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – Album Cover Design Contest
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – T-Shirts
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – T-Shirts – Graphic Designer Interviews
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – DREAM GIRLS – Photo Shoot – Part 1
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – DREAM GIRLS – Photo Shoot – Part 2
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – DREAM GIRLS – Video Interviews
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – Video Contest
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – Video – Brew Out
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – Video – Blue Hype
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – Video – Scalp ‘Em
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – College and Univ Lecture Series 2012
- SHAOLIN JAZZ – College and Univ Lecture Series 2012 –…
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Update
I added two sections in the top menu where you can select comedy or music (and music has a sub-menu for hip-hop).
Still learning this wordpress thing but I think that should help a lot!
The Economy
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Finally a little breather
Here is a ridiculous “song” I made just because I updated my favorite audio editing software Audacity so I can record MP3’s from PDFs (Not only using Audacity) , and its the exact same? Maybe I haven’t come across the differences yet but at least it still does what I need it too….
Then I was looking for a drum loop found a decent one and did this to for fun lol…
I have been really stressed out about school and to be able to just relax and play with technology and music made may day.
Sooooo Busy
Sooooo Busy, blogging will resume at some point
Goodbye, Steve… Thanks for all the catches…
Well after 13 years the Panthers cut Steve Smith. It sucks, but its a business decision. I love his attitude about it though…
“A contract is a piece of paper, and I will ALWAYS be a Carolina Panther.”
-Steve Smith
Steve will always be a Carolina Panther to me, thanks for all the hard work and effort.
Great article here with audio interview from WFNZ’s “Bustin’ Loose” in Charlotte, NC.
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Obama
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Obama!
Amazing…
What’s up now?
A wise man once…
A wise man once said “A woman needs a man about as much as a fish needs a bicycle.”
Tastes like chicken
Chicken is God’s way of saying, “This is what everything tastes like.”
Bill Brasky @ 80 Years Old
“Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.’ – SNL Skit
Thanks too PsychoNoble Brasky Quotes
I know what I’m about son. – Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: “And I’ll have the number 8″
Waiter: ‘Thats the party platter, it serves 12 people”
Ron Swanson: “I know what I’m about son.”
Sophisticated Apple Core
If only Mozart was alive to smell this…
Out of Order
White Men Can’t Sleep
I got the worse insomnia, I’m so white I don’t even have good circadian rhythm
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Poop
The other dark meat (if you’re one of those gross dogs that eats it’s own poo. Ewwww gross why are you doing that, it’s not food, chill)
Look even this smart, literate, writer of a dog does it.
Maybe we should teach dogs to not eat their own feces, then worry about spelling and penmanship. It’s just not cool man. Especially if they wanna come lick your face to show their affection? Dude you just wiped your butt with that! No thanks!!!
None of these gals would’ve done that.
RIP Sandy, Mollie and Dusty (Mollie did a few times I had to stop her)
When in Rome…
“Fella mea mentula!”
It means do naughty stuff in latin…
Bear traps
You know what they say about bear traps……. Owwwwww sh*t get that thing off of me!!!! Why the hell did you put a bear trap there? Damnit
Theme Song
Introducing Better Left Unsaid’s, better left unrecorded/unofficial/official until I get something good theme song Meant to be a loop but jus replay it like twice or so… or all night long if you want to piss people off.
You know what’s worse than losing your shoes? Having your feet cut off and then given back your shoes…..get it cause they wouldn’t fit! LOL
Bleach: The KKK of Cleaning
Bleach is obviously the most racist of all the cleaning supplies. And “Color safe” bleach is its politically correct cousin.
When in Rome…
Got Wolf Milk?
Be raised with your twin brother by a she-wolf, and get fed by woodpeckers. After that, get raised by some shepherds, then once you find out who you really are, kill that asshole granduncle who stole power from your granddad to make him king again… and then found a new city. Oh, but if you can’t decide what hill to build it on, decide who should by counting vultures and disagree on how to count them. Then kill your brother and name it after yourself.
Eat or Die
YOU TELL ‘EM I’M COMING… AND CHOCOLATE’S COMING WITH ME!
Wyatt Earp: I did my duty, now I’d like to get on with my life. I’m going to Tombstone to get into the chocolate business.
Crawley Dake: Ah, I see. To strike it rich. Well, all right, that’s fine, everyone loves chocolate. Tell you one thing, though… I never saw a rich chocolate man who didn’t wind up with a guilty conscience and a fatass.
Wyatt Earp: Already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money and a fatass, too. Good day, now.
Original dialogue from the actual, alternate version I wrote that went better with my initial joke. All of this is parody, but it could lead to a pretty cool Wyatt Earp meets Willy Wonka type movie: Wyatt Wonka
Better Left Unsaid 